Have a cream tea on me.

moraniarty:

imberantiel:

“The Sherlock fandom is writing sad fanfics. They don’t eat. Barely talks. Only to curse at you. I’d say they were heartbroken. But it’s the Sherlock fandom. They do all that anyway. 

Tell them he’s alive.” 

“They’ll come after me”

“They’ll come after you if you don’t.”

“Well, what do I say?”

“What do you normally say!? You’ve tweeted them - A LOT.”

“Just the usual stuff…”

“There is no usual in this case.”

“There: ‘He’s not dead. Let’s have Doctor Who.’”

*erotic tweet alert*

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