Have a cream tea on me.

Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.

—

Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.

Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.

—

[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]

John Watson: Commando?

Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.

John Watson: Sweet.

—

Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

—

Holmesy: Where is she?

Jonno: Where’s who?

Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.

Jonno: What sheila?

Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!

—

First installment: Sherlock Australia.

Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty