Have a cream tea on me.

Please remind me that today, as I was buying the Sherlock Season 2 DVD, (wearing a geothebio shirt) the shop assistant told me she’d read an interview with Benny’s sister and found out he’s just as “odd” and “weird” as Sherlock - and that I knew exactly which interview and informed her that the gist of the article was that he’s actually very smart and that his half-sister was saying he needs an equally smart partner.
Then I went to another shop and told a self-serve checkout machine to shut up. Twice.