Have a cream tea on me.

I really like these tees and I’d really like you to vote for them so I can get them on my body!

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I would go “argggh” too! (But probably in all caps).

Please remind me that today, as I was buying the Sherlock Season 2 DVD, (wearing a geothebio shirt) the shop assistant told me she’d read an interview with Benny’s sister and found out he’s just as “odd” and “weird” as Sherlock - and that I knew exactly which interview and informed her that the gist of the article was that he’s actually very smart and that his half-sister was saying he needs an equally smart partner.
Then I went to another shop and told a self-serve checkout machine to shut up. Twice.

Holy crap, that’s an awesome design!!

The details!

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No, really, please, vote. I want this.

Very chuffed that my 221B laptop skin arrived!

Designed by Sophie, buy her awesome stuff here.

Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.

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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.

Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.

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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]

John Watson: Commando?

Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.

John Watson: Sweet.

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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

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Holmesy: Where is she?

Jonno: Where’s who?

Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.

Jonno: What sheila?

Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!

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First installment: Sherlock Australia.

Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty

I agree.

The eye twitch is a bit distracting, though.

Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”

“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”

Jonno: “That…was ace.”
Sherlock: “Ya reckon?”
Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.”
Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.”
Jonno: “What do they usually say?”
Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”

Jonno: “You got a sheila?”
Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”

Brought to you by adventurousminx and Jack.

To: John Watson

I’m not dead.

Let’s have dinner.

SH

About to see Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows, but am showing my BBC solidarity with my Westwood shirt.
Very looking forward to Stephen Fry!