Have a cream tea on me.

Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”

“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”

Jonno: “That…was ace.”
Sherlock: “Ya reckon?”
Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.”
Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.”
Jonno: “What do they usually say?”
Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”

Jonno: “You got a sheila?”
Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”

Brought to you by adventurousminx and Jack.