Have a cream tea on me.

Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.

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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.

Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.

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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]

John Watson: Commando?

Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.

John Watson: Sweet.

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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

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Holmesy: Where is she?

Jonno: Where’s who?

Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.

Jonno: What sheila?

Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!

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First installment: Sherlock Australia.

Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty

Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”

“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”

Jonno: “That…was ace.”
Sherlock: “Ya reckon?”
Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.”
Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.”
Jonno: “What do they usually say?”
Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”

Jonno: “You got a sheila?”
Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”

Brought to you by adventurousminx and Jack.